With Halloween coming up, I wanted to add something spooktacular to my son’s lunchbox. He’s in second grade and is really getting into reading everything and loves a good joke.
What better way to get into the Halloween spirit than with these Halloween Joke Cards. These are easy to print, and cut and throw next to the orange and string cheese in your kid’s lunch. I print mine on an 8.5″ x11″ piece of card stock.
You can get your own copy here.
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Our Favorite Halloween Jokes
What’s a ghost’s favorite street?
Answer: a dead end
What is it called when a ghost gets hurt?
Answer: a boo boo
What do you call a witch at the beach?
a sandWITCH
Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road?
Answer: he had no guts
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Answer: you can see right through them
What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Answer: Spelling
What does a skeleton say before eating?
Answer: bone appetite
Why don’t skeleton’s like parties?
Answer: they have no body to dance with
What do witch’s put in their hair?
Answer: scare spray
What kind of music do mummies like?
Answer: wrap music
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As a skeleton would say, “Bone Appetite!”
